Late Afternoon Beat
by RP McMurphy
This is the late afternoon version of The Wood because 516 years ago Columbus sailed the ocean blue and found the West Indies. History books will never be the same. I don't really care because either way my lazy ass got off work today and that's why you were left without a lovely temptress to start your day. Not one to leave the Dab's legions of loyal fans completely lacking, I'm bringing you the Late Afternoon Beat. This one is brought to you by the most famous rump in the biz, owned by Kim Kardashian. It was a big weekend in news. Due to my eye injury, I didn't even mess with my Fantasy squad and still waxed dat ass, with three players on bye-week. In between painful blinks of my goo-filled eye, I noticed Florida worked LSU in the swamp and Carolina nudged one out at the wire against the Irish, led by General Front Butt himself. I guess the biggest news in college football was Clemson telling the ever demure Tommy Bowden to hit the road Jack. Let's see...McCain was in Wilmington today participating in an integral campaign stop a GOP pep-rally reminiscent of the '99 Homecoming Pep-Rally. Sophomore won that shit, hands down, but the Seniors walked away with the trophy, it was charity. Let's see what else we had and who else I can mooch off of.
*Thanks Hef for the pic.
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She may be a huge hobag, but I can't say I'd turn down a spin with dat azz.
Posted by: SonofSpackler | October 13, 2008 at 07:39 PM
Yea Kim K has a badonka donk. Check out the sex tape she made with Ray J of "sexy can I" fame (and he's also Brandy's younger brother). Kim definitely took a huge step in the right direction by dumping Ray "crooked dick" J for Reggie Bush.
Posted by: Staples | October 14, 2008 at 02:19 PM